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A $320 million Series H values the payments company at $11 billion on an autonomous-finance story. Its president says it is still "not the best time" for an IPO.
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Its SQL scripting now maps cursors, temp tables and exception handlers with near-identical syntax. The piece it calls decisive, multi-table rollback, is where the published walkthrough runs out.
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No settlement, no money, no fees. Runlayer's year-long design partner released a rival MCP gateway the same night the litigation ended, and that is the lesson for founders.
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A dev.to walkthrough maps Git branches to Asset Bundle targets and stacks seven automated gates before a human approves prod. The mapping, not the YAML, is the load-bearing part.
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A reported $300mn round would reprice the apartment-leasing agent company at 1.7x last August's valuation. Nothing is signed, and everyone involved declined to comment.
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Eleven academic teams spent two months tuning on OfficeQA, then met a fresh benchmark on the day. The winner cleared 63.3 percent, and 18.8 percent of questions defeated every entrant.
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Management says scale is starting to show up as operating leverage. The release as supplied gives a backlog, power figures and more than $14bn of fresh capital, but no margin numbers.
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A p99 of 200 milliseconds from Kafka to the online store beats batch cadence by a wide margin. It also stops before your model reads the feature.
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A nearly year-old interlocking-directorate inquiry names Databricks and Fivetran. The usual remedy is a resignation, which makes a board seat a term of investment worth repricing.
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An August 3 release note dropped the usage-privilege requirement for MANAGE, and it applies to grants already in your metastore. Nobody had to run a GRANT for the permission to start working.
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Dave Vellante argues HBM, advanced packaging, network fabric, power and site readiness stay tight until at least 2028. Price discovery gets pushed out with them.
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Coatue's round values the company at roughly 27 times a self-reported $7 billion run rate, about what December's round paid. What changed is that the acceleration has stopped.
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Databricks is pitching SQL-callable AI functions as convenience. The consequential change is that predictions stop leaving the catalog, and the audit trail stops being a promise.
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From August 2026 Microsoft meters Fabric Data Warehouse by per-workspace virtual-node time, with a 60-second minimum. Sparse probes pay for idle allocation; dense ETL windows get the cheaper rate.
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